I hate to say but some of these come too close for comfort for me!

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they can understand your texts. 

ATD: At The Doctor's 

BFF: Best Friend Fainted 

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair 

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth 

CBM: Covered By Medicare 

CGU: Can't get up 

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center 

DWI: Driving While Incontinent 

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers 

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was 

FYI: Found Your Insulin 

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! 

GHA: Got Heartburn Again 

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement 

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? 

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out 

LOL: Living On Lipitor 

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On 

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner 

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. 

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up 

TTYL: Talk To You Louder 

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? 

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again 

WTP: Where's The Prunes? 

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil 

GGLKI: (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In) 

Have a great day!