Saturday Funnies

Saturday June 4, 2011



The joke below got me laughing hysterically!!!!!!!!!!

GRANDPARENTS'ANSWERING MACHINE

Good morning. . . .

At present we are not available but, please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp ....

If you are one of our children, press 1


If you need us to stay with the children, press 2


If you want to borrow the car, press 3 


If you want us to wash your clothes and do ironing, press 4 

If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5


If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6


If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7


If you want to come to eat here, press 8


If you need money, press 9


If you are going to invite us to dinner,or take us to the theatre. start talking, we are listening!

Have a great day!

 

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