Saturday Funnies
Slackers
Feeling it was time for a shakeup, a company hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week. Why?"
The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back."
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"
From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
OK, I loved this joke! Have a great day!
Categories: Fun Stuff, Saturday Funny
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Hi Jody, just catching up on my blog reading. I couldn't miss your Saturday funny.
Karen
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Haha, that's a good one.
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The cute baby looks a little like my brood. Good joke, but LOVE the baby!
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hahaha..lucky guy with a great tip!
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This is my first time here and I can tell I will be coming back. That was a great joke and a wonderful way to start my Sat. morning.
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Talk about being in the right place at the right time!
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One lucky pizza guy!
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