Saturday Funnies - Super Bowl Edition!
A woman had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.
As she sat down, a man came along and asked her if anyone is sitting in the seat next to her.
"No," she said, "the seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
Somberly, the woman says, "Well... the seat actually belongs to me. I was supposed to come here with my husband, but he passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we have not been to together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that, that's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The woman shakes her head, "No, they're all at the funeral."
I know - dark humor but it is Super Bowl weekend! 
Enjoy the game if you are going to watch it... me, I only check in for the commercials! Thx to my sis for passing this joke on!
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Jody, that joke is a scream!! I can't wait till Clint wakes up so I can tell it to him!
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Thanks for the shout out yesterday Jody!
Here is another funny for you about the super bowl:
John Madden was in Dallas to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special telephone near the Cowboys bench. He asked the quarterback what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God.
John asked if he could use it. The quarterback told him, “Sure, but it will cost you $100.” John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I could use
some help picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid $100. John’s
picks were perfect that week.
The next week John was in St Louis when he noticed that same kind of phone
on the Rams bench. He asked what the telephone was for and the quarterback told him, “It’s a hotline to God. If you want to use it, it will cost you $500.”
Recalling last week, John pulled out his wallet and made the call. John’s
picks were perfect again that week.
The next weekend John was in Foxboro at Gillette Stadium when he noticed
the same kind of telephone by the Patriot’s bench. He asked Tom Brady, “Is
that the hotline to God?” Tom said, “Yes, and if you want to use it, it
will cost you 35 cents.”
John looked incredulously at Brady and said, “Wait a second, I just paid $100
in Dallas and $500 in St Louis to use the same phone to God! Why do the
Patriots only charge 35 cents?”
Brady replied, “In Foxboro , it’s a local call.”
Happy Super Bowl!
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Lori, thx for that very funny joke!!!!!
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Oh that was funny! I really did LOL
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Too funny! Thanks for Lori for sharing too! Very funny!
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I have heard this one before. You know what though? I laughed as much this time as I did the first time.
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HA! That's terrible! But LOL!
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