Saturday Funny
Saturday November 27, 2010
Subject: Top TSA Slogans
Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.
Grope discounts available.
If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first.
Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.
Wanna fly? Drop your fly.
We are now free to move about your pants.
We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.
When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'
You were a virgin.
We handle more packages than the USPS
YIKES! 
OR, check out this funnier than funny SNL Skit.
Posted by truth2beingfit at 11/26/2010 10:00 PM 
Categories: Fun Stuff, Saturday Funny
Tags: feel good Fun Stuff smile saturday funny laughter TSA Saturday Night Live
Categories: Fun Stuff, Saturday Funny
Tags: feel good Fun Stuff smile saturday funny laughter TSA Saturday Night Live
Joel McHale (Community, The Soup) twitters this week were hysterical about the new TSA rules. LOL Here you go.... (enjoy)
Joel McHale
When asked if you’re carrying any concealed weapons, softly murmur, “Just a broken heart.”
Joel McHale
No matter how thorough of a pat-down you receive from a TSA employee, it is still considered rude to offer them a gratuity.
Joel McHale
Loudly proclaim to anyone within earshot at the airport, “I sure hope we get Sully!”
Joel McHale
If you’re receiving a security pat-down at the Boise Airport’s C Concourse, ask for Jerry. He has really soft hands.
Joel McHale
Remember: Just because a TSA employee in rubber gloves is groping your genitals in public, that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy it.
Joel McHale
Bring your doctor to the airport with you, so he can check your TSA full body scan for any lumps or lesions.
LOL
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Sunny, I love Joel McHale! Watch The Soup & Community religiously! THX!!!!!!!
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OMG, the 'Paintball Wars' Community episode had to be the funniest half hour of TV EVER! We still have it on DVR. LOL
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Perfectly timed... my son flies back to school today. Although I am pretty sure he won't encounter any advanced security measures at our little airport.
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I'm nervous to bring my kids to the us boarder...the cnd one isn't this bad (yet). Very funny quotes...
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I am really hoping the whole TSA thing is overblown. I have my first flight since all this mess coming up in about 10 days. I have to admit, I am not looking forward to it.
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So far all my experiences with TSA have been very positive. They have published posted guidelines and if you do your part, they do theirs.
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That was hilarious. I like "you were a virgin"
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The TSA stuff makes me so angry. They have yet to stop 1 act of terrorism. And when I read about them making the cancer-surviving flight attendant of 20 years take out her prosthetic breast and show it to them? thanks for the dignity, asswipes.
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I'm glad that I don't have to fly very often. I think I would be stressed!
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