Saturday Funny
I know this is an oldie but goodie but I laugh every time I read it.. so cute!!!!
A Bit of Bad News:
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a Man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift!
Happy Saturday!!! Have a great weekend!
Categories: Fun Stuff, Saturday Funny
Tags: laughter smile Fun Stuff feel good
Okay, so in my so-called fitness lifestyle I have a confession to make: I am a HUGE fan of Pillsbury biscuits. Cooked, uncooked, partially cooked, these might be the best things on earth. Almost cooked flaky biscuits, peeled apart layer by layer fresh out of the oven..... BAM!
RIP Li'l dough boy, I will cremate you myself and eat the remains.
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I know Roy.. those things are so yummy! Can't even remember the last time I had one.. dang! Biscuits in general are pretty good but I do stay away from them!
You are too funny!
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Jody, That was hilarious....made me laugh out loud. I'm sending it to all of my nieces and friends. Thanks for my first laugh of the early AM.
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Always good to start the day that way!!! I started with ants.. CRAP! :-O
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Jody!
I love it!!! So, so funny!!!!
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Too good!! Sharing!!!
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Believe it or not, I have a friend whose father was the originator of the Pillsbury Dough Boy!! He also is credited in the original design of The Green Lantern cartoon character, Mart Nodell.
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You sure get around Dr. J!
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That was brilliant! Passing it on (and struggling for a come-back with my own pun -- got nuthin).
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Hehe. I told the Saturday Funnies.
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Hey Jody!
You are quite the master of double entendres!
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Even though I have seen this a few times before, I chuckled just the same.
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