Saturday Funny; Happy Bday Sue/Mom; LIVESTRONG DAY

First, in memory of a wonderful lady, my hubby's mom, above. Today is her bday. We miss you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She was one lady that was way ahead of her time!
On to Saturday Funny & I know that Sue, my mom & my dad would have all loved this joke! Being that I will be 53 in November, I LOVE IT!!!!!!
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) - In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 50:
As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it..
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest.. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
Have a wonderful weekend!
DON'T FORGET ABOUT LIVESTRONG DAY!!! WEAR YELLOW TO SUPPORT FIGHTING CANCER!!! We have many in our family we lost to cancer including my mother-in-law above. Let's fight this thing!
Breast Cancer Awareness Month
PS: I will have a post up tomorrow about National Bullying Prevention Month & week. Please check back!







I have never seen a pic of Grammy Sue that young! she looks like dad! whoa i am like blown away right now. have a great weekend
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Mostly I want to push Andy Rooney down a tall flight of stairs, but he's spot-on on this one. So very true.
I will add to that; some of the most beautiful women I know are over 50. Before 50, there is pretty, there is hot, there is gorgeous, and maybe a few mover. You don't get to beautiful until you get to 50. Just sayin'...
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I'm still a few years away, but I loved this anyways! And that photo
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Happy birthday to the woman who inspired you to be the person you are. I'm sure she would have appreciated the words of Andy Rooney.
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Forwarding this to my parents. Funny.
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It would be fun to be Andy's successor! I wonder if Rogain works on eyebrows??
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You are too funny..... yes, those eyebrows........ and I have none!
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I'm on the fence about Andy Rooney. I have a love/hate relationship with him, but this I like.
I hope you have a wonderful weekend!
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