Saturday Funny; Happy Bday Sue/Mom; LIVESTRONG DAY

Saturday October 2, 2010



First, in memory of a wonderful lady, my hubby's mom, above. Today is her bday. We miss you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She was one lady that was way ahead of her time! 


On to Saturday Funny & I know that Sue, my mom & my dad would have all loved this joke! Being that I will be 53 in November, I LOVE IT!!!!!!


60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney  (CBS) - In  case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women  over 50:


As  I grow in age, I value women over 50 most  of all. Here are just a few reasons  why:

A woman over 50  will never wake you in the middle of the night  and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't  care what you think.

If a  woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the  game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.  She does  something she wants to do, and it's usually more  interesting.

Women  over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a  screaming match with you at the opera or in the  middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if  you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you  if they think they can get away with  it..

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what  it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get  psychic as they age. You never have to confess  your sins to a woman over  50.

Once you get past a  wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are  forthright and honest.. They'll tell you right  off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like  one. You don't ever have to wonder where you  stand with her.

Yes, we  praise women over 50 for a multitude of  reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For  every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in  yellow pants making a fool of himself with some  22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men  who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the  milk for free?Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.Why?  Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

Have a wonderful weekend!

 

DON'T FORGET ABOUT LIVESTRONG DAY!!! WEAR YELLOW TO SUPPORT FIGHTING CANCER!!! We have many in our family we lost to cancer including my mother-in-law above. Let's fight this thing!

Breast Cancer Awareness Month

PS: I will have a post up tomorrow about National Bullying Prevention Month & week. Please check back!

 

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