Saturday Funny!
Saturday August 21, 2010
A real man is a woman's best friend.
He will never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.
He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful
woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident,
sexy, seductive, and invincible.
No wait......... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.
Never mind.
Sorry guys but it was too funny not to share. I know some of you resemble the stuff above the punch line. 
Hope you enjoyed. Have a great day!!!!
Okay, I'm LDS, but even I had to laugh at that!! (LDS don't drink alcohol).
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haha,This is hilarious.
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Jody...
...I'm feelin' the pain... (hey, is it "beat up the guys" day!?!?!?!?)
(okay...and I did chuckle a bit...because, you know, I know some guys like that) (me, though???) (me??) ha!!!
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Hi Lance. I did apologize at the end & said it was not all men!!! My hubby is GREAT & I know lots of you out there are too!
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Hey Jody...
And...I was just giving you a hard time!!!
P.S. I see my wife just put some wine in the refrigerator...I wonder what that says!!!!
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Hmmm, are you somehow suggesting we have wine for breakfast? Why not
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OMGosh! That had me enthralled before the punch line! That truly is my husband to a T!
Thanks for sharing it.
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Thanks for the laugh on a rainy dreary day here in Georgia...
I have no man but love wine!
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I needed that, thanks!
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No no no no no, it's WHINE that is a girl's best friend
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If I could figure out how the roll my eyes or smirk via email, I would.. HA!
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Too funny! Thanks for sharing the laughs.
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