Saturday Funny!
I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue. My Dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid .... "Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
Hope you enjoyed!!!!!
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That's too funny! Have a great weekend!
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Sarcoma Team Joined!
cheers!
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Raechelle, thank you!!!!! My Mom, Rachel, would thank you as well!
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LOL! Your dad sounds awesome, mine would never say anything like that! Have a great weekend!
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Hi Jill.. that was not my Dad, just part of the joke but when my dad was alive, he certainly would have said something like this. He was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!
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LOL! That was great!
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very cute! this and the blonde tree planter are very funny and I have repeated (not well but have tried!)
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LOL! I'm going to have to remember that one.
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Thanks for the morning laugh Jody.
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She sounds like his daughter. Those two must have quite a time at the dinner table.
I have a buddy who plays lead guitar in a rock band with a mohawk. The funny thing is his son is totally conservative
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Dr. J, too funny on your friend! Isn't that the case so often & vice versa if the parent is super conservative...
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OMG! What a hoot!!! LOL
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Made me smile!
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