Saturday Funny; Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution
Saturday, March 20, 2010
Thx to my friend Teri for this oh so funny joke!!!!
LADY'S YEARLY EXAM
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asked.
"135," I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asked, "Your height?"
"5 foot 4," I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2"
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
What a bitch.
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OOPS, my mistake on the Jamie Oliver show!! Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution - Helping us fight the child obesity crisis! The sneak preview show is Sunday, at 10pm on ABC. The 2 hour premiere is Friday, March 26th at 8pm. I said the sneak preview was on Friday (last night) in my previous post. Sorry!!!
If you have not heard, "Jamie Oliver is here to start a revolution. The impassioned chef, TV personality and best-selling author is determined to take on the high statistics of obesity, heart disease and diabetes in this country, where our nation's children are the first generation not expected to live as long as their parents. Oliver is inviting viewers to take a stand and change the way America eats, in our home kitchens, schools and workplaces."
Have a great day from Jody!
Thx to my friend Teri for this oh so funny joke!!!!
LADY'S YEARLY EXAM
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asked.
"135," I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asked, "Your height?"
"5 foot 4," I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2"
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
What a bitch.
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OOPS, my mistake on the Jamie Oliver show!! Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution - Helping us fight the child obesity crisis! The sneak preview show is Sunday, at 10pm on ABC. The 2 hour premiere is Friday, March 26th at 8pm. I said the sneak preview was on Friday (last night) in my previous post. Sorry!!!
If you have not heard, "Jamie Oliver is here to start a revolution. The impassioned chef, TV personality and best-selling author is determined to take on the high statistics of obesity, heart disease and diabetes in this country, where our nation's children are the first generation not expected to live as long as their parents. Oliver is inviting viewers to take a stand and change the way America eats, in our home kitchens, schools and workplaces."
Have a great day from Jody!
great joke! thanks for the saturday morning giggle!
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Haha - that was funny. Have a super Saturday!
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I LOVE the joke!
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LOL! That joke reminded me of someone I know.
I'll be watching Jamie Oliver's new show. I hope it lights a fire under people who want to make changes but don't know how.
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hah, that was good. I'm liking the approach Jamie Oliver is taking, good shit. Bout time a bigger name brought change to the childhood obesity problems.
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I love this a lot. It made me laugh and my husband said, "That's what happens to me every time!!"
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I am still laughing! I used to be tall and slender too! Great to find you and I will be back! You are very cool.
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Funny! Thanks for the giggle!
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Jody - cute joke! Thanks for the correction on Jamie Oliver on TV. I'm not a TV watcher but want to catch this for sure. Its up to us to spread the word too so thanks!
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