10 Kitty Commandments
OK, for those that wanted some kitty fun, here you are... my personal favorite, #5!!! I don't have a cat but this one hit home for me!!!
The 10 Kitty Commandments
From 50 Simple Ways to Pamper Your Cat, by Arden Moore (Storey Books, 2000).
Anyone who has ever known and loved a cat (and even those who haven’t!) will get a laugh out of this great list!
Share it with your cat-fancier friends:
And the Cat said. . .
1. Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the computer.
2. Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.
3. Thou shalt not project hairballs from the top of the refrigerator.
4. Thou shalt not sit in front of the television as if thou art invisible.
5. Thou shalt not jump onto thy sleeping human’s bladder at 3 a.m.
6. Thou shalt not reset thy human’s alarm clock by walking on it.
7. Thou shalt not trip thy humans, even if they are walking too slowly.
8. Thou shalt not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in thy house.
9. Thou shalt not jump on the toilet seat just as thy human is sitting down.
10. Thou shalt attempt to show remorse when being scolded.
Just too cute!!! Share your kitty/cat stories here.. OR the dog lovers can too! Even though that dang dog attacked me last year, I know there are good dogs out there! Yes, Bethe, Rubi is definitely one of them!!!
I LOVE cats! But I'm so allergic. I would gladly welcome my (outside) kitty, Smokey, to do all of these naughty things on the list if he could only come back inside without causing me sneezing fits, and my eyes to burn and swell. I have to wear plastic gloves to pet him. :~(
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My hubby is allergic too! No pets in this house! We can't stay with family members when we visit them in Idaho due to this. Free accommodations & we can't even take advantage of it! :-o
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Those pictures are so adorable. I am resisiting getting another kitten right now, but you might push me over the edge.
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I adore cats! Our cat Fuzzy (my kids named him!) is getting old now at 9 years old. He sleeps most of the time and rarely does cute kitten play. I'd love to get another kitten, but worry it would only stress Fuzzy out. Loved the photos.
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I am more of a dog lover. But this list and those pics are changing my mind.
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My giant tuxedo cat, Riley likes to push open bathroom doors. I expect it now but it really catches our guests by surprise!
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Awesome, and good pics Jody - you pulled through for me. My laptop is tablet, so when I'm at a buddy's house, i play some random shit and his cat tries to touch it, and it gives feed back.
That lil fur ball can spend hours on it.
P.S- I'm determined to take a cat for a walk someday. Or even a run. Not sure if it's been done before
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I am a total cat person. We have two Siamese, got them at six weeks old and the female LOVES to sit on laptop keyboards. The male thinks he's a dog. He'll flop down in front of anyone who comes into the house, rolls on his back, expecting belly rubs. When we use the desktop and print something he is up on the desk, pawing the printer trying to figure out what it is making all of that noise.
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