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Saturday, June 13, 2009
Stimulus Package - A Medical View Point
The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package:
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
Stimulus Package - A Medical View PointThe American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package:
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the buttholes in Washington.
Come on, ya can't tell me you did not laugh at that!!! Remember, my post on The Health Benefits of Laughter! Let it out with a big ole belly laugh. This one did it for me!!! Happy weekend to all!
AHAHAHAHAHAH! Love it! Have a wonderful weekend!
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Aha! So you DO have a corny side (just like me). That was fun!
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LOL! Love it, good stuff!
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Thanks for sharing this
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